[Jim]:	Arlen Dorsey... funniest thing to happen on a road trip?
[Arlen]:	{Editor's Note: After a bunch of laughter, Arlen told a brief tale about Marc Magro that I decided not to put online. It is funny, though.}
[Jim]:	What sport at WVU has the best looking athletes?
[Arlen]:	Um, let's say gymnastics!
[Jim]:	Anyone in particular?
[Arlen]:	We won't say no names!
[Jim]:	If you were to dress up for Halloween this year, what would you be?
[Arlen]:	Blackula!
[Jim]:	Heh? I would ask why, but OK!
[Jim]:	How'd you end up at WVU?
[Arlen]:	By way of Coach Hand. He came to see me at Nassau Community College.
[Jim]:	Besides Coach Rod, who would you not want to upset on the coaching staff?
[Arlen]:	Coach Casteel.
[Jim]:	Why's that?
[Arlen]:	Because Coach Casteel will jump down your throat. And once you do one thing, he's on you for the whole game. So, Coach Casteel.
[Jim]:	Tell me a joke.
[Arlen]:	A joke? My joke? Um... what do you call a deer with one eye?
[Jim]:	No idea.
[Arlen]:	No, I have no eye-deer.