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Runner Up!!!
No, no... keep the cheerleaders over there!
-- by pete |
Please, give me some space..............my dog might bite.
-- by cavaleer |
RITA: "Damn Rich, stop farting...!!"
GUY BEHIND RICH: EEEWWW.... DAMN... This new
coach farts
alot... HE STINKS."
RICH: "It wasn't me!! I swear... Ken Kendricks
said I could!"
-- by Gweedoe |
Look ladies... no wedding ring!
-- by pete |
Ten - I've only told ten lies to the good people of West
Virginia.
-- by eastbeast927 |
I jumped from the Big East to the Big 10. You see, with 10
fingers, I might be able to remember where my loyalty is.
-- by eastbeast927 |
Is it just me? or does my wife look like Tina Turner and
Skeletor had a child? Just asking...
-- by Rawl10 |
When asked why there was an empty seat beside
Rich Rodriguez all game, he replied, "This seat is
saved for my friend from Morgantown."
-- by eastbeast927 |
Back off, or I'll have to sick Rita on you.
-- by eastbeast927 |
Runner Up!!!
No coffee for me...Tony's bringing mine.
-- by majoreer |
Winner!!!
Hey Coach Rod, how many games do you think you'll lose in
2008?
-- by wvucrew |
no, she won't bite as long as you stay this far away.
-- by bigdummy |
Rich Rod and Edgar Winter enjoyed watching Michigan lose
yet another basketball game together. The sound effects
guy from the Police Academy movies was seen sitting behind
them.
-- by tstack |
Alright. Alright. I know I screwed up the pitt
game, but
I paid a fortune for those things. Can't a man
can't get
a little lovin' these days. Sheesh. Oh, Hey,
look CHEERLEADERS!!!!!
-- by mountainbeers |
"Back off Tony Danza....you had her in 'Who's the
Boss"....now she's mine...unless of course a cheerleader
happens to jump my way!"
-- by joeyrph |
Grandmama and Pugsley Addams enjoy the
Macabregan Basketball
game's halftime entertainment of Lurch playing
the
harpsichord.
-- by spearenb |
The cream that came with my hair plugs... I "wax on, wax off".
-- by pete |
Pryor"Yo Coach I see another hottie for us over
there."
Rod - "No Terelle!, You have to use the silent
count when Rita is around." But good lookin out.
-- by Rawl10 |
You better stop right there buddy, when she gives you that
look you better watch out, believe me, I know.
-- by thedon3wv |
Hey my hands are tied, if it were up to me I would pay the
whole buyout but she says no, she says she needs that
money to keep her looking this good.
-- by thedon3wv |
No, no coke for me, I have to save all the money I can so
when the courts decide I have to pay the buyout I have
enough, just ask my wwwwwwife!
-- by thedon3wv |
Guy pointing....hey look at the video screen, is'nt that
coach Rodriguez sitting in front of us?....guy in white
hat....the heck with coach Rod, I want to know what that
is sitting beside him, scarrrrry!!!!
-- by thedon3wv |
No, no Hoppy, I don't want to do an interview. I
can't wait until
I get that Miss again, no, I mean, to Michigan.
Realtor,
no wait, really!!!!!!! See, I even brought my
pet Wolverine! I'm really dedicated to this
school!
-- by margotdad1 |
whoa, whoa, whoa... $4 mill is a lot of money
-- by bob4wvu |
no thanks, I do not want to be the coach at Texas. I'm a
Michigan man and I'm here to stay.
-- by bob4wvu |
hey now, I don't want to start anything. Take that
cheerleader outta here before my wife sees her.
-- by bob4wvu |
no autographs unless you pay.
-- by bob4wvu |
whoa, hey I can't make out with you right here. wait is my
wife looking? she is isn't she? oh, boy, I'm in trouble
now.
-- by bob4wvu |
Sorry. That 4 miliion dollar buyout has given me a bad
case of the B.G's - I have the bubble guts and the gas is
unbearable I know. Just ask Rita.
-- by Rawl10 |
(singing)...you put your left hand out, you put right hand
out, you put your elbows in and turn it all around...hey
this Hokey Pokey thing is hard to do sitting down. What do
you think, Rita?
-- by rdunkerl |
Whoa, back off. I can't talk to you now. See, Rita's
giving me the "Evil Eyes".
-- by wvurph95 |
Right this way, miss, your breast exam will start soon.
-- by mt1neers |
I dropped the rope now if I could find a way to drop her
chain...
-- by norm |
Hey, I wanted to pay WVU the $4 million, but then I would
never be able to afford this super manicure!
-- by wvucrew |
