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RITA: "Damn Rich, stop farting...!!" GUY BEHIND RICH: EEEWWW.... DAMN... This new coach farts alot... HE STINKS." RICH: "It wasn't me!! I swear... Ken Kendricks said I could!"
-- by Gweedoe

Look ladies... no wedding ring!
-- by pete

Ten - I've only told ten lies to the good people of West Virginia.
-- by eastbeast927

I jumped from the Big East to the Big 10. You see, with 10 fingers, I might be able to remember where my loyalty is.
-- by eastbeast927

Is it just me? or does my wife look like Tina Turner and Skeletor had a child? Just asking...
-- by Rawl10

When asked why there was an empty seat beside Rich Rodriguez all game, he replied, "This seat is saved for my friend from Morgantown."
-- by eastbeast927

Back off, or I'll have to sick Rita on you.
-- by eastbeast927

Runner Up!!!
No coffee for me...Tony's bringing mine.
-- by majoreer

Winner!!!
Hey Coach Rod, how many games do you think you'll lose in 2008?
-- by wvucrew

no, she won't bite as long as you stay this far away.
-- by bigdummy

Rich Rod and Edgar Winter enjoyed watching Michigan lose yet another basketball game together. The sound effects guy from the Police Academy movies was seen sitting behind them.
-- by tstack

Alright. Alright. I know I screwed up the pitt game, but I paid a fortune for those things. Can't a man can't get a little lovin' these days. Sheesh. Oh, Hey, look CHEERLEADERS!!!!!
-- by mountainbeers

"Back off Tony Danza....you had her in 'Who's the Boss"....now she's mine...unless of course a cheerleader happens to jump my way!"
-- by joeyrph

Grandmama and Pugsley Addams enjoy the Macabregan Basketball game's halftime entertainment of Lurch playing the harpsichord.
-- by spearenb

The cream that came with my hair plugs... I "wax on, wax off".
-- by pete

Pryor"Yo Coach I see another hottie for us over there." Rod - "No Terelle!, You have to use the silent count when Rita is around." But good lookin out.
-- by Rawl10

You better stop right there buddy, when she gives you that look you better watch out, believe me, I know.
-- by thedon3wv

Hey my hands are tied, if it were up to me I would pay the whole buyout but she says no, she says she needs that money to keep her looking this good.
-- by thedon3wv

No, no coke for me, I have to save all the money I can so when the courts decide I have to pay the buyout I have enough, just ask my wwwwwwife!
-- by thedon3wv

Guy pointing....hey look at the video screen, is'nt that coach Rodriguez sitting in front of us?....guy in white hat....the heck with coach Rod, I want to know what that is sitting beside him, scarrrrry!!!!
-- by thedon3wv

No, no Hoppy, I don't want to do an interview. I can't wait until I get that Miss again, no, I mean, to Michigan. Realtor, no wait, really!!!!!!! See, I even brought my pet Wolverine! I'm really dedicated to this school!
-- by margotdad1

whoa, whoa, whoa... $4 mill is a lot of money
-- by bob4wvu

no thanks, I do not want to be the coach at Texas. I'm a Michigan man and I'm here to stay.
-- by bob4wvu

hey now, I don't want to start anything. Take that cheerleader outta here before my wife sees her.
-- by bob4wvu

no autographs unless you pay.
-- by bob4wvu

whoa, hey I can't make out with you right here. wait is my wife looking? she is isn't she? oh, boy, I'm in trouble now.
-- by bob4wvu

Sorry. That 4 miliion dollar buyout has given me a bad case of the B.G's - I have the bubble guts and the gas is unbearable I know. Just ask Rita.
-- by Rawl10

(singing)...you put your left hand out, you put right hand out, you put your elbows in and turn it all around...hey this Hokey Pokey thing is hard to do sitting down. What do you think, Rita?
-- by rdunkerl

Whoa, back off. I can't talk to you now. See, Rita's giving me the "Evil Eyes".
-- by wvurph95

Right this way, miss, your breast exam will start soon.
-- by mt1neers

I dropped the rope now if I could find a way to drop her chain...
-- by norm

Hey, I wanted to pay WVU the $4 million, but then I would never be able to afford this super manicure!
-- by wvucrew