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I wasn't trying to moon that guy, honest! I told him I sold advertising space all over my body to pro and college sports teams, and he asked to see where I stuck the Michigan logo.
-- by wvucrew

Two words: Sports Bum!
-- by wvucrew

George Clinton leaves the world of funk for the more lucrative world of sports marketing!
-- by wvucrew

Crack pipes! Get you crack pipes here!
-- by Rawl10

Officer, that Oklahoma player over there is wearing my Burlington Coat Factory garment!!!!!
-- by margotdad1

I'll give you $5,000,000 for that Flying WV logo after the game the Mountaineers just played.
-- by eastbeast927

There goes Patrick White...again!
-- by eastbeast927

Ok, your turn...LETS GO...
-- by eastbeast927

"Pat White, right over there, was drafted to play baseball and since other ex-Mounties never kept their word...then he can come join one of the major league teams I am representing"
-- by joeyrph

So thats what happened to Major Harris.
-- by timking

you wanna buy a watch?
-- by bob4wvu

Pull my finger..........
-- by cavaleer

World of Benetton's only remaining customer.
-- by pete

The poster child of Gabrielle Brothers.
-- by pete

this shirt was made for Rich Rod. It shows the exact MLB team that he is loyal to.
-- by bigdummy

You want a piece of me? YOU GOT IIIIT!!!
-- by mountie4life

Ma'am...its that guy right there. He's got a big cloth hoobajoob under his apron. It scared me.
-- by auditeer

Winner!!!
Mr. Petrino.....which hat would you like this week.
-- by majoreer

Private Eye Slop Dog points out a person of interest while investigating Who Stole the Files....
-- by spearenb

You "get out of my chair"
-- by alkire

As security surrounds suspected sportswear thief Spanky Jones, he calmly points to the man setting to the right and says HE DID IT!!!
-- by levilz

Whatchu Talkin' Bout Willis???
-- by levilz

I'll give you everything I'm wearing for just one West Virginia jersey.
-- by eastbeast927

Oklahoma's version of Mr. Rainbow!
-- by eastbeast927

Eeny meeny miny mo, catch a sooner by the toe, if...
-- by Bull45

Smell my finger.
-- by Bull45

Barry Bonds did not shoot up...his power is fer' ral'...whatever...
-- by Bull45

sounds about right
-- by alkire

I'm only going to say this once so you listen carefully...I am NOT Rich Rodriguez in disguise.
-- by thedon3wv

Go ahead "Make my day"
-- by rdthomas

You sir, look like a man who could use a hat to cover the bald spot on the back of your head. Lucky for you, I just happen to be carrying some hats for sale right now!
-- by wvucrew