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Runner Up!!!
Look! We have fans!
-- by jim |
LET'S GO!!!!!!!!...
-- by fatty |
Hey look theres someone in the stands with a pair of
binoculars, better see if its a spy!!!!
-- by thedon3wv |
Governor Joe, get lined up... we can't play with the big
boys without you!
-- by cstrimer |
It's your call bobby...should we just give up before we snap
the ball?
-- by cambam71 |
Winner!!!
HEY Mountaineer - KEEP YOUR HANDS OFF MY GIRLFRIEND!!!
-- by MNTRMGC |
Watch out for those fast guys!!!
-- by va_mark |
Coach Rod? Can I walk-on now?
-- by va_mark |
Look, up in the sky, it's a bird, it's a plane
it's...SUPERSLATON!
-- by tstack |
Randy! Put down the bong and line up!
-- by jim |
Can that guy over there in the stands play QB for me when
we play WVU? Please?!
-- by tstack |
Pull my finger!
-- by tstack |
WTF is a robster craw?
-- by pittswallows |
I forget, are we supposed to go this way, Coach?
-- by eastbeast927 |
Hey, you have the A and L mixed up...its Marshall, not Marshla.
-- by eastbeast927 |
Runner Up!!!
HEYYYY DAD, take that WVU hat off!!
-- by MNTRMGC |
Is that a Mountaineer Magic Towel in your Hands mom???
-- by MNTRMGC |
hey, what are our cheerleaders doing to that girl's face?
-- by wvubp |
Remember, in this league 3 complete passes is an automatic
first down!
-- by macsgian |
No not that football stupid, get the one with the
Nerf grip. I can
throw it farther!
-- by macsgian |
Sit your ass down Bobby! I'm going to let the
Governor call the plays....
-- by macsgian |
Hey Randy, put the bong down and line up in the slot.
-- by eers21jb |
I KNOW IT'S THE BEST TEAM WE EVER HAD BUT WE STILL CAN'T
BEAT THOSE BOYS FROM MORGANTOWN COACH.
-- by eers21jb |
GOLD 40...GOLD 40...BLUE 19....YOUR MOMMA DONT
WEAR
SOCKS...I COULDN'T CARRY MARC BULGER'S JOCK!!!
-- by eers21jb |
Yo! Beer Man! We need eleven beers down here on the line
of scrimmage!
-- by wvucrew |
Send in the Waterboy!
-- by wvucrew |
Ice Cream Truck! Look guys its the Ice Cream
Truck!
-- by wvucrew |
Look, Sonny Randle is puking in the press box!
-- by macsgian |
Hey you yeah you, third row 4th seat from the end, see if
you can throw a peanut this far and I'll try to catch it in
my mouth.
-- by thedon3wv |
Hey hoach hi hant hut hy outh, hy hant hall huh hignals,
hall hy han hay his HUT.
-- by thedon3wv |
That guy is STEALING MY CAR!!!!
-- by kneebone |
Don't let Randy leave? I'm just a chump without him!
-- by kneebone |
MEDIC!!!!! Get over here, my shoulder is killing me
-- by JDP238 |
Someone get me a towel.....fat a** right here just farted,
and my mouth was open!!!!!
-- by JDP238 |
Guess where this finger has been........he goes by 78
-- by JDP238 |
Runner Up!!!
No, but I did stay in a Holiday Inn Express last night...
-- by wnatev |
Up, Up, And Away!
-- by wvucrew |
If you're going to the snack bar, could you be a dear and
bring me back a wine cooler.
-- by wvucrew |
But I can't pass the ball anymore coach, I lost my offical
Green Lantern ring.
-- by wvucrew |
It's the "Statue of Lamerty" play.
-- by wvucrew |
When I drop my arm, I want tyou two guys to run full speed
at each other and butt your heads together just like real
buffalo do.
-- by wvucrew |
Hey! You idiots on the end! Could you PLEASE block that
Stills guy???!!!
-- by rixlt1 |
Where's my CENTER!!! I need my CENTER!!! TIME OUT REF.
-- by MNTRMGC |
In the words of Napoleon Dynamite to Joe Manchin: "Heck
yes! I'd vote for you."
-- by chiromountie |
hey guys, save a tea bag for me!!!
-- by wvubp |
Dude get your head in the game and stop looking at my
girlfriend!!!!
-- by trexwv |
Dude get your head in the game and stop looking at my
girlfriend!!!!
-- by trexwv |
Is that the real score???
-- by trexwv |
Geez! Now they've got Coach Elmassian running their
defense...
-- by macsgian |
Look! There goes my talent.
-- by kneebone |
Marshall's hurry up offense, hey wide receiver guy, I'm
gonna throw the ball to you.
-- by thedon3wv |
With my arm, I can only throw the ball to about there -
about 5 yards from here.
-- by tstack |
Manchin on three...ready, set...hut...hut....
-- by pittswallows |
Oh no, it's a bird, it's a plane...No, it's Super Steve!
-- by pittswallows |
Ah man, I just got teabagged by my center!!!!!!!!!!
-- by pittswallows |
Tell my Parole Officer I'm going to be late for our 5
o'clock meeting!
-- by SAVANNAHMOUNTIE |
Mom, make sure you get that McDonalds application in on
time! I gotta start planning for my future when I graduate!
-- by SAVANNAHMOUNTIE |
Who's got the WR? He's wide open.
-- by pete |
Move the Burger King sign a bit to the left.
-- by ish |
Look.....Ahmad's got another PlayStation.
-- by ish |
EMT, PLEASE! AFTER THIS PLAY.......
-- by wvajim |
DEFENSE, HURRY ON TO THE FIELD!
-- by wvajim |
MOMMY, HELP ME!!
-- by wvajim |
Can I get a witness brother?
-- by wvucrew |
You want to know how you can tell that you're team's
offensive line isn't very good? Just look for grass
stains on the Quarterback's jersey during the spring Green
and White game!
-- by wvucrew |
You think that stinks? I forgot to use deoderant today.
Get a whiff of this!
-- by wvucrew |
Marshall tries it's "Look, it's a bear!" play to trick the
defense but to no avail.
-- by tstack |
Hey guys, get my imitation of the Count on Sesame Street:
Thats one, one interception...bwahahaha.
-- by eastbeast927 |
MOMMMMMMEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
-- by eastbeast927 |
Ok WVU, I agree, we SUCK!
-- by goeerswv |
Runner Up!!!
"Uhhhhhhhhhh... I wanna throw to you!"
-- by Gweedoe |
Randy, Don't leave, look, there's still 4 seconds left!
-- by KCH2006kch!! |
We're number 1...AA
-- by jfkroll |
Runner Up!!!
Look! Its Matthew McConaughey!!!!! He's SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
DREAMY!!!!!!!!! Matthew- I loved you in 'Failure to
Launch!!!!
-- by auditeer |
"Hey Chad....you're lined up in the 1 gap again. We
practice this each week. How the hell am I supposed to
snap the ball back to...ahhh forget it, I'm glad you're a
senior this year."
-- by defnoize |
