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Runner Up!!!
After the ball is hiked, I want you to box out.
-- by pete |
This is the correct way to clothesline an
opposing team's player!
-- by wvucrew |
Surf's Up
-- by wvucrew |
Uh Coach, when grind dancing, you're suppose to be behind
a woman, not in front of another man!
-- by wvucrew |
Allright you two settle down,save that aggression
for the
WVU game, you'll need it!!!!
-- by thedon3wv |
This is how I want you guys to look when I tell you to run
faster.
-- by sulli |
Winner!!!
This is the blue side, you need to be over on the white
side!
-- by ajwvu |
You may not be able to run faster, but if you flap your arms
like this, maybe you guys can fly and catch a WVU player.
-- by eastbeast927 |
I'm a little teapot, short and stout, here is my handle,
here is my spout.
-- by eastbeast927 |
Duhhhhhhhhhhhh...Football. Yep, yep, yep, Football.
-- by eastbeast927 |
Coach Wanny: I'm a maniac, a maniac.
Player (#45): Coach, I'm tired. Just call yourself an idiot.
-- by eastbeast927 |
At Pitt, we just play one-hand-touch football...like this.
-- by eastbeast927 |
When you said you played midget league football, I
didn't
relize you were really a midget! I hope you can at
least run
faster than the rest of my players! Hey #45, did
you make my
vacation plans for the weekend of the mountaineer
game, no
way I'm showing up to watch that beating again
this year!
-- by mtneerinraleigh |
Today in practice... the limbo! #45, you start.
-- by pete |
"So we were at the bar and I wanted to get this girl's
attention. I just started yelling CAAAWWWWW CAAAAWWW like
a crow. Man it was funny."
-- by mountie4life |
To the Bat Cave!!
-- by brainfade007 |
White guys over here, and black guys over there
-- by JDP238 |
Tag your it!!!!
-- by JDP238 |
#45 Dont hit #20 like that.... Now you apologize
-- by JDP238 |
Alright stand this far apart, that way when a WVU player
comes through you can trip him with this rope
-- by JDP238 |
I wish I knew how to quit you!!!
-- by SafetyEnginEER |
Ok, Ok, What you guys do on your own time is your
business, but on my field if there is going to be any
hanky panky, I'm going to be involved.
-- by ihateahokie |
Runner Up!!!
Which way did Pat White Go??????
-- by jen |
Obviously I'm not going win any games with you
guys, so today we're going to practice
recruiting. If you see a hole in the wall I
built around western PA, you gotta plug it with
your hand like this.
-- by defnoize |
One time I got to be this close to Coach Rodriguez
-- by JDP238 |
Judo Chop!
-- by wvucrew |
Does my hand smell funny to you?
-- by wvucrew |
Tickle, Tickle, Tickle!
-- by wvucrew |
Come over here and give your coach a great big hug!
-- by wvucrew |
Did you just say you watched the Sugar Bowl DVD again?
-- by WVBurch |
"aight yens guys, half yens stand right here, half of yens
guys go over there, and the other half stand over here."
-- by chiromountie |
None of yens better ever call my Chicago office collect!
-- by chiromountie |
We should be able to gain about this many yards against
West Virginia this year.
-- by tstack |
I want you guys to line up over here in height order
alphabetically.
-- by tstack |
Oooh, feel how hard #20's chest is, go ahead #45, feel it,
don't be afraid, feel it!!
-- by tstack |
Heil Hitler!!
-- by tstack |
Ok men, gather around me in a circle so we can run the duck
duck goose drill.
-- by tstack |
Whoa - when I put my arms out and spin around I get real
dizzy and make a stupid face like I am going to be sick.
-- by tstack |
This new field goal formation will negate the need to run
faster!
-- by macsgian |
Runner Up!!!
I know what I'm doing 45...We WILL run the ball
against Beilein's 1-3-1 zone.
-- by macsgian |
When we play WVU...I won't ask for much but if
you can at
least get a hand on White or Slaton like
this...I'll be
happy.
-- by eers21jb |
Hey #45, see if you can light my fart on fire. Let me just
get into position. Ok, ready.
-- by tstack |
A lot of teams teach holding but at Pitt, we teach
holding by using your hind end! As you can see,
I've made this lineman's head and entire helmet
disapper.
-- by macsgian |
duck..... duck..... GOOSE!
-- by pete |
Hold on! I think I'm going to drop some more knowledge!
-- by arjunhat |
You're about to "get served". Hit my hand and watch me get
freaky.
-- by jim |
I'm not Buck Adams! Don't ever call me Buck Adams again!
You got it 45!
-- by macsgian |
Oooppps! I crapped my pants!
-- by gweedoe |
Now take it easy guys, last years loss to WVU
was'nt totally my fault.
-- by thedon3wv |
What do you mean how much have I had to "HICUP"
drink!!!
-- by thedon3wv |
OK # 45 take over for a while, I've gotta run to
the porta-
potty!!!
-- by thedon3wv |
Hey 45 watch what happens when he pulls my finger!!!
-- by thedon3wv |
Now just in case you happen to get lucky and
catch Slaton,
you straddle him like this and hold on tight!!!!
-- by thedon3wv |
What do you mean you can't see the recruiting wall I built
around Western PA? It's right over there!
-- by sulli |
Hey boys, I just heard that Macy's is having a white sale!!!
-- by jen |
..."and then, just when you think you can't run
any faster"...
-- by PanhandleJ |
OK 45 heres our new play, when White hands the
ball off to
Slaton, 20 here will stick out his finger like
this and you
pull on it, this will start his after burner and
hopefully he'll
be able to catch him!!!!!
-- by thedon3wv |
Allright 45 back off, I told you I'm coach
Wannstedt not
Steve Slaton.
-- by thedon3wv |
Boy guys I tell ya, this crotch itch is really
gettin bad!!!
-- by thedon3wv |
Allright 45 if I here one more word about how great Pat
White and Steve Slaton are you can just go down to
Morgantown and join them.
-- by thedon3wv |
Runner Up!!!
Look, if you think wearing that helmet and that
number is
going to fool me you're wrong, so I'm telling you
for the
last time get out of here, you can't play anymore
Marino!!!!
-- by thedon3wv |
See, I was riding the mechanical bull like this when the
damn thing threw me off and I landed on my head. And THATS
why I have this stupid look on my face all the time, got it?
-- by eastbeast927 |
OK, here's the technique for...what the...45!...did you
shave your mustache?!?!?
-- by rixlt1 |
Damn I'm good looking! Hey 45, why don't you swing around
behind me here and...
-- by rixlt1 |
Just concentrate on my mustache and it will all fall into
place.
-- by rixlt1 |
The only thing I can tell ya is when Owen Schmitt
is comin
at you and you dont have time to get out of his
way just spread
your legs
like this and pray he gets low enough!!!!!
-- by thedon3wv |
Coach Wanny: Is he still back there staring at
me? #45:
Yeah hes
still there coach. Coach Wanny: Well when I take
off
running
you tackle
him, maybe it will give me enough time to get
away, I'm
tired of him tellin me he's gonna make me his
b . . . h!!!!!!
-- by thedon3wv |
This is how big the running lanes were when we played WVU
last year.
-- by BigRed4WVU |
Casper(#45) you need to get a tan like this guy.
-- by BigRed4WVU |
I am about to show you guys what kind of football we have
been playing lately. Go get me some toilet paper.
-- by BigRed4WVU |
I was this tall when I played football.
-- by BigRed4WVU |
Eat Sh*t Pitt
-- by BigRed4WVU |
Okay Booboo, whose got the pick-nic basket?
-- by kneebone |
Stop! Hammer Time!
-- by kneebone |
Tag he's it!!!
-- by kneebone |
Ashy skin to the left and albinos to the right.
-- by kneebone |
No 20, I really like your technique..."And sometimes when
we touch, The honestys too much,And I have to close my
eyes and hide, I want to hold you till I die
Till we both break down and cry, I want to hold you till
the fear in me subsides"
Oh, sorry back to blocking drills.
-- by kneebone |
No.20 your B.O. is kickin' you stand over there...amd I
right?
-- by kneebone |
Okay, men -- when you're walking off the field this year
after getting blasted by WVU again, this is the exit you
will walk out of with your tail firmly planted between
your legs.
-- by wvueer220 |
Alright, this is our new defense for the West Virginia
game: all 11 men will stand still with an arm out like
this, and we'll pray Steve Slaton runs into it.
-- by wvueer220 |
guys, this is how the bear sh**s in the woods!!
-- by clegger11 |
Come on guys listen up! We only have 2 months to get ready
to suck!
-- by wvhamrick |
"built a wall" or "we need to run faster". which t-shirt
will you wear underneath the uniforms?
-- by indyrckstar |
OK GUYS!!! Just returned from Morgantown, this is how they
do it, but only faster!
-- by MNTRMGC |
You guys are making it more difficult than it really is.
To form a huddle, just pretend I'm the QB and gather
around me.
-- by defnoize |
There I was...Poontang Valley Tailand in 68. The VD and GC
were all over us...Kinda like the Mountaineers last year
-- by ROCKYMTNWVFAN |
From what I can tell..this is the secret to running faster
-- by ATLienNC |
You might as well clear out a path like this when Slaton
gets the ball, no way we are fast enough to catch him
-- by ATLienNC |
If we only played one hand touch
-- by ATLienNC |
Any yinz guys know how to build a wall?
-- by jfkroll |
When I say breakdown, I told you guys to go like this. YOU
got a problem with tha 45?
-- by eastbeast927 |
Coach sings the New Pitt Theme Song:
The arm bone's connected to the shoulder bone...
-- by eastbeast927 |
Woah!!!
That guy just goosed me!
-- by eastbeast927 |
I told you to go like this when I say,
"Breakdown." You
got a PROBLEM with that 45?
-- by eastbeast927 |
See, you put one hand on the wall like this, and bend your
knees like this and it shouldn't crumble.
-- by mntneerinsc |
