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Alright here's the game plan: First, were gonna
get out of the Big East and beat up on these ACC
chumps to make us look better. Second, we have
to keep Vick away from the junior high dances
and out of McDonald's when he has a gun! And
before we break this huddle... ALWAYS, and I
mean ALWAYS make sure the cameraman takes my
picture from this side only!
-- by chiromountie |
Marcus, at Virginia Tech, it's now 5 strikes and you're out.
-- by jim |
You unruly little son of a bitch- you screw up again, and
you'll find out what the five fingers said to your face...
-- by auditeer |
I'm not sure...let me go ask Bud Foster what we should do
next.
-- by auditeer |
All right fellas...you get past William and Mary this
year, and I've got a whole busload of middle school girls
for you to enjoy.
-- by auditeer |
Welcome back...I'm sorry that whole NFL thing didn't work
out for you Marcus...err...Marshall Vick....
-- by auditeer |
you put your right hand in, no Vick, your other right,
watch me!!!
-- by lgaunch |
Marcus, your probation officer called and said
you need to be
there by 5 o'clock. 1-2-3 Break.
-- by WestbyGod |
Listen guy's don't worry.I know Gov. Kaine and Gov.
Manchin are meeting right now. Gov Kaine promised me he
won't make us play WVU the next couple of years.
-- by TONYLEMASTER |
Hey 5, High-five!
-- by wvucrew |
Any one for a little arm wrestling?
-- by wvucrew |
You need to use THIS to catch to ball, pass the ball, snap
the ball, and carry the ball, you retarded turkeys!
-- by wvucrew |
Whoa! Who's the jerk that just ripped a raunchy one?
-- by wvucrew |
Beamer does the Robot.
-- by wvucrew |
Runner Up!!!
...you will be told to put your left hand on the Bible,
raise your right hand, and asked, "Do you swear to tell
the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth?"
-- by wvucrew |
Screw You Guys, I'm Going Home!
-- by wvucrew |
You may want to take some Altoids before the ref smells
the booze on your breath.
-- by wvucrew |
"You know... it's about 5inches, but it's thick"
-- by timking |
Since we are the in ACC now, we should have
something like Flordia State's tomahawk chop,
maybe we can call this the "HOKIE CHOKE"
-- by timking |
Ok Marcus you sway your hand back and forth like this
while everybody sings "Everybody's doing a brand new dance
now..Come on baby do the hokie motion."
-- by TONYLEMASTER |
Virginia Corrections Dept - Work Release
Program.
-- by jfkroll |
"Marcus, talk to the hand."
-- by tnmountie |
Runner Up!!!
Everyone who isnt gonna spend their life behind
bars...raise your hand!
-- by JDP238 |
Ha! I got edited out!
Wow.
-- by auditeer |
Knock it off before I smmmack you silly.
-- by wvugyrl |
Runner Up!!!
Marcus, five seconds left, so go step on their best player
for us.
-- by spellingace91 |
Now Marcus,Don't stomp on opposing players On national TV
again,or I'll have to smack you upside your head.
-- by EERIE1 |
You see this gold band I wear on my wrist? Its there to
remind me that WVU rules the Big East. Lets break for the
ACC.
-- by eastbeast927 |
Man, did y'all get a look at the rack on that 14 year old
behind the bench...phew, GoodGawdaMighty!!!
-- by SafetyEnginEER |
GUYS, WHAT THE HELL IS A HOKIE ?
-- by wv1009 |
Ok, we all know the "pokey" is the Blacksburg City Jail,
but do you all have to make it the "Hokie Pokey?"
-- by slacknasty |
I got these shades with the 5 finger discount you guys
told me about!
-- by slacknasty |
Marcus, show us how the prison guards do it.
-- by wvu#1 |
"Coach I know you like giving us a Catholic blessing
before the game..but I've told you before I will not be
your alter boy!"
-- by TONYLEMASTER |
to correctly pick a booger on national tv : place your
thumb under your chin and then guide your index finger up
your nose......and pluck.. eating it is optional!
-- by mtneer13 |
Runner Up!!!
"I'll smack the taste out of your mouth just like I did
Ernest Wilford"
-- by majoreer |
This is the last time I am going to tell you this the legal
drinking age is 21!!!!
-- by areeveswvu |
Marcus -- next time you run out of bounds on their
sideline, make sure to flip over their drink table, give
one of their assistant coaches an elbow to the back of the
head, and then flip the bird to their fans.
-- by flossy21 |
"OK guys, I know WVU is tough, just do what you can to get
through this game without getting hurt and I promise to
get us out of this league so we never have to play them
again!"
-- by cavaleer |
Winner!!!
No, no Marcus, THIS is your right hand....you're never
going to get the Hokey Pokey right.
-- by WVURPH95 |
The Hokie gobbler has gone to the great beyond.
-- by wvu#1 |
The ribbon on my jacket?? I don't know what it represents,
I'm just trying to make us look a little more sensitive.
-- by wvugyrl |
cue the music... all the Hokies were Kung Fu Fighting...
-- by lgaunch |
Move just a little bit to the left, so I can steal their
signals for this next play...
-- by macsgian |
Beamer Ball means reaching up and grabbing their face mask
like this...
-- by macsgian |
M&Ms melt in your mouth, not in your hand.
-- by macsgian |
Runner Up!!!
Listen to me! We have to play defense for all 5 Quarters.
-- by macsgian |
This is William & Mary we're playing. I want 5
TD's in this 4th quarter or else you won't play
next week against VMI....
-- by macsgian |
The next time you guys wave at campus security, use all five
fingers like this...
-- by macsgian |
Listen, how many times do I have to tell you, the 10 year
olds will get you in trouble, go straight for the 14 year
olds. Got me.
-- by ihateahokie |
Knowing what it takes to keep Bud Foster around, Beamer
shows Marcus what exactly the fans mean when they
say 'SUCK D**K VICK!'.
-- by auditeer |
Vick! For the last time, it's not a tumor.
-- by norm |
I am surrounded by a bunch of Turkeys.
-- by norm |
I thought I told you not to smoke that stuff during the
game!
-- by wvucrew |
Man, You Guys Stink to Hokie, Hokie, Hokie, Hi Heaven!
-- by wvucrew |
Don't leave me hangin' bro...gimme five.
-- by eastbeast927 |
..and I want a large fry this time, and a chocolate shake,
and if they give you any guff at the drive through....
-- by Mr.Gibbs |
"oooops! I Pooped my Pants!"
-- by gweedoe |
Look #8 I told you you cant get in line until 6&7
get
here now go away.
-- by thedon3wv |
Look guys, I already told you, the extra skin is from my
thigh!
-- by FranktheTank |
Hey Marcus, come here....Do you think they can see my
goiter on tv???
-- by JDP238 |
Hey Marcus, Throw Me A Beer!
-- by wvucrew |
Allright guys, dont you think these sunglasses make me look
cool or what.
-- by thedon3wv |
I Tell you guys that little blue pill is amazing, it makes
it, well you know, just like this.
-- by thedon3wv |
And for you Marcus my understanding is if you take Viagra
and you dont need it, it has the opposite effect. See me
after the game, I'll hook you up, this should keep you out
of trouble, at least till after the season's over.
-- by thedon3wv |
Take off your helmet and turn around so I can hit you in
the back of your head!
-- by wvucrew |
If you ever get sacked I want you to reach up and grab
that guy by his...
-- by wvucrew |
I just want to know which one of you made the comment
about the piece of bacon on my face...
-- by eastbeast927 |
When those fans at West Virginia talk trash to you, make
sure you flip them the bird...just don't get caught doing
it on national tv.
-- by eastbeast927 |
If that Dummerville guy gets in your face, you have my
permission to hurt him. Just remember, I never said that.
-- by eastbeast927 |
