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We're tearing down this stadium after this pitiful season.
-- by eastbeast927 |
I used to be in your shape. Now I can't see my toes.
-- by eastbeast927 |
I said...This catapult is our only hope to slow down
opposing offenses. Now go get me a pizza.
-- by Rawl10 |
Son - you see what kinda program we're building here, we
dont need a Rudy here. Give me all your gear!
-- by MNTRMGC |
Winner!!!
This is how we plan to launch ourselves back into the Top
25!
-- by wvucrew |
We can't use this against WVU because the Mountaineer has a
gun, and I guarantee you that someone is going to
yell "Pull!"
-- by wvucrew |
Remember, all Cardinals can fly, so when you
jump off the mobile "human football" launcher,
just flap your arms and you should split the
uprights.
-- by wvucrew |
Let me try to explain the potential problem here in terms
you can understand. Have you ever seen any Road Runner and
Wile E. Coyote cartoons?...
-- by wvucrew |
I have told you twice already, if you do not get it this
time I will have to go get the guy from Marshall.
-- by norm |
Listen, you have to wear your jock strap, it is
intimidating your teammates.
-- by Bull45 |
You can have only one freeze pop after practice and the
kickers have to take the pink ones.
-- by Bull45 |
Listen. This is the 3rd time you have come to the stadium
dressed like a player.. But for the last time you can get
on the team...Well.. Unless you play defense?
-- by gweedoe |
"See. I like my Papa John's Pizza sliced like this!"
-- by gweedoe |
"You see kid. One day you can be cool like me and wear a
giant fanny-pack"
-- by gweedoe |
When I do this it means keep chopping wood, I
saw it in
Jersey. I want you to think all you can eat
breadsticks
and garlic sauce. that's what I do.
-- by fatty |
You're a little small, but if can snap the ball
TO THE
QUARTERBACK, I'm sure they can use you in
Morgantown.
-- by mike4wvu |
When Slaton gets away from the line we'll catapolt you right
at him so be ready. He's fast!
-- by WVU_RN |
Son, I did not steal your sock to stuff my fanny pack.
-- by spearenb |
... And you may ask yourself, why did I choose
Louisville,
and you may ask yourself, where is Petrino,
and you might tell yourself, this isn't a
winning football team
and you might tell yourself, My God! we suck
this
year....same as it ever was, same as it ever
was....
-- by spearenb |
... yeah, chopping wood started in a music video by the
Talking Heads. Genius, isn't it?
-- by spearenb |
GET IN MY BELLY!!!!!
-- by Rawl10 |
This is a song I learned in one of my grad
classes at
Pitt. If youre happy and you know it, clap
your
hands... You try!
-- by wvu1bub |
This place used to be a Papa John's Pizza house. They tore
it down and built this stadium...what a waste of space!
-- by eastbeast927 |
Well, I was going to tell you about the joy of socks, but
you only have one, and the joy of sock just isn't the same.
-- by eastbeast927 |
So, it's five against two. We can take 'em! It's not like
they're the Mountaineers. Go deep and I'll throw you the bomb.
-- by eastbeast927 |
Give me that other sock, kid, and I might let you live.
-- by eastbeast927 |
Look there's nothing wrong with coaches that are, how can I
say this? rather rotund, just look at what Charley Weiss
has done at Notre Dame, so when they fire Kragthorpe, put
in a good word for me.
-- by thedon3wv |
Sir. would that fanny pack have any defense in it?
-- by JRunz |
Listen close kid - I want four large pizzas with all the
toppings, extra cheese, and lots of those butter things.
And, have them cut my pizzas into 12 slices rather than 8
because I'm real hungry! Ready Break!!
-- by wvutm |
I'm telling ya, wearing fanny packs on the left should be
a law! Place your helmet on your left side... see, how
comfortable is that!?!
-- by spearenb |
The contractor explains for the umpteenth time how to
properly use the cherry picker to take Lousiville off
their high horse.
-- by auditeer |
Now, when Owen Schmitt pounds through the line, its gonna
feel like I'm riding this manlift over you.
-- by auditeer |
If you can block this, then you can block Dykes!
-- by bigdummy |
I'm going to say this just one more time, if you want to be
part of this team you have to wear socks on both feet.
-- by thedon3wv |
Cardinal. Its whats for dinner. Now get in my
belly!
-- by auditeer |
If you want to play football for Louisville, you need to
wear your helmet on your other head. You know, the head on
top of your shoulders.
-- by wvucrew |
