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Remember, all Cardinals can fly, so when you jump off the mobile "human football" launcher, just flap your arms and you should split the uprights.
-- by wvucrew

Let me try to explain the potential problem here in terms you can understand. Have you ever seen any Road Runner and Wile E. Coyote cartoons?...
-- by wvucrew

I have told you twice already, if you do not get it this time I will have to go get the guy from Marshall.
-- by norm

Listen, you have to wear your jock strap, it is intimidating your teammates.
-- by Bull45

You can have only one freeze pop after practice and the kickers have to take the pink ones.
-- by Bull45

Listen. This is the 3rd time you have come to the stadium dressed like a player.. But for the last time you can get on the team...Well.. Unless you play defense?
-- by gweedoe

"See. I like my Papa John's Pizza sliced like this!"
-- by gweedoe

"You see kid. One day you can be cool like me and wear a giant fanny-pack"
-- by gweedoe

When I do this it means keep chopping wood, I saw it in Jersey. I want you to think all you can eat breadsticks and garlic sauce. that's what I do.
-- by fatty

You're a little small, but if can snap the ball TO THE QUARTERBACK, I'm sure they can use you in Morgantown.
-- by mike4wvu

When Slaton gets away from the line we'll catapolt you right at him so be ready. He's fast!
-- by WVU_RN

Son, I did not steal your sock to stuff my fanny pack.
-- by spearenb

... And you may ask yourself, why did I choose Louisville, and you may ask yourself, where is Petrino, and you might tell yourself, this isn't a winning football team and you might tell yourself, My God! we suck this year....same as it ever was, same as it ever was....
-- by spearenb

... yeah, chopping wood started in a music video by the Talking Heads. Genius, isn't it?
-- by spearenb

GET IN MY BELLY!!!!!
-- by Rawl10

This is a song I learned in one of my grad classes at Pitt. If youre happy and you know it, clap your hands... You try!
-- by wvu1bub

This place used to be a Papa John's Pizza house. They tore it down and built this stadium...what a waste of space!
-- by eastbeast927

Well, I was going to tell you about the joy of socks, but you only have one, and the joy of sock just isn't the same.
-- by eastbeast927

So, it's five against two. We can take 'em! It's not like they're the Mountaineers. Go deep and I'll throw you the bomb.
-- by eastbeast927

Give me that other sock, kid, and I might let you live.
-- by eastbeast927

Look there's nothing wrong with coaches that are, how can I say this? rather rotund, just look at what Charley Weiss has done at Notre Dame, so when they fire Kragthorpe, put in a good word for me.
-- by thedon3wv

Sir. would that fanny pack have any defense in it?
-- by JRunz

Listen close kid - I want four large pizzas with all the toppings, extra cheese, and lots of those butter things. And, have them cut my pizzas into 12 slices rather than 8 because I'm real hungry! Ready Break!!
-- by wvutm

I'm telling ya, wearing fanny packs on the left should be a law! Place your helmet on your left side... see, how comfortable is that!?!
-- by spearenb

The contractor explains for the umpteenth time how to properly use the cherry picker to take Lousiville off their high horse.
-- by auditeer

Now, when Owen Schmitt pounds through the line, its gonna feel like I'm riding this manlift over you.
-- by auditeer

If you can block this, then you can block Dykes!
-- by bigdummy

I'm going to say this just one more time, if you want to be part of this team you have to wear socks on both feet.
-- by thedon3wv

Cardinal. Its whats for dinner. Now get in my belly!
-- by auditeer

If you want to play football for Louisville, you need to wear your helmet on your other head. You know, the head on top of your shoulders.
-- by wvucrew