[Jim]:	Eric... if you were going to dress up for Halloween this year, what would you go as?
[Eric]:	Oh man... ummmm... a clown.
[Jim]:	Why?
[Eric]:	Because I went bowling yesterday, and I had on clown shoes and everybody tried to call me a clown.
[Jim]:	Warren, what about you?
[Warren]:	I think I'd be a vampire.
[Jim]:	Why?
[Warren]:	I'm a night owl, I stay up all night.
[Jim]:	You go out at night or you just stay home?
[Warren]:	I don't go out, but still I can stay up all night, 'cause in the day time I get sleepy.
[Jim]:	Funniest thing to happen on a road trip?
[Eric]:	Oh, funniest thing to happen on a road trip... huh... we pulled over, my brother had to go to the bathroom on the side of the road, we drove off and acted like we left him. We called him 5 minutes later to tell him we were coming back around to get him.
[Jim]:	What game was that?
[Eric]:	Oh, road trip game... my bad. (laughter)
[Jim]:	No, that's OK... that's a good road trip story!
[Jim]:	Warren, what about you?
[Warren]:	We were getting ready to the airport, and Boo McLee getting left in the bathroom.
[Jim]:	Pittsburgh airport?
[Warren]:	Clarksburg! The bus pulled over, and we were all in Clarksburg and they're looking for Boo in the bathroom.
[Jim]:	The one coach besides Rich Rod you wouldn't want to make mad...
[Eric]:	Oh... Casteel.
[Jim]:	Really? Why?
[Eric]:	Because he will snap. He gets it going.
[Warren]:	Yeah, I'd have to go with Casteel.
[Jim]:	Where do you want to be when you're 35?
[Eric]:	Oooh, hopefully laying on the beach somewhere relaxin'. Nah, playing in the NFL, though.
[Warren]:	35, hopefully retired, sitting on a good sum of money. Enjoying life.
[Jim]:	NFL retirement program?
[Warren]:	Yeah.
[Jim]:	Last question... tell me a joke.
[Eric]:	Aw man, (thinking) I got no jokes!
[Jim]:	Warren?
[Warren]:	On the top my my head? No idea.
Editor's Note: We had finished our chat, and I had walked away. In fact, I was outside the building. A few minutes later, Eric came running at me...
[Eric]:	Hey! I got a joke!
[Jim]:	OK. (laughing)
[Eric]:	OK. West Virginia WON'T win the national championship. There's your joke.
Now, I hope we're all laughing in January.